Thursday, December 15, 2005
Just For Laughs... LOL
well, i found this in one of the forwarded mails... have a look. quite funny. =)
Muthu was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, Muthu, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you hit one with your catapult, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Muthu, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Muthu then says, "I have a question for you, teacher. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I.....I guess..... the one sucking the cone ?"
"No teacher," said Muthu, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking too !"
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?".
Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
VARIANT OF AN OLD JOKE
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,
"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly notices that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee from his secretary. He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her desk, he said,